ESTIMATED ARRIVAL EARLY JANUARY 2025
Buckle the F*CK UP, because the Unhinged Oracle Deck is here to slap you across the face with the truth you didn’t ask for, and baby, you’re going to love every minute of it.
This isn’t a deck for delicate souls or granola-eating bliss bunnies; it’s for the weirdos, the chaotic friend, and the underdog. Unhinged Oracle is everything your social feeds wish they were; raw, cheeky, and absolutely ruthless. So light up your incense or your Winnie Blues and let the cards drag you and your friends to hell and back, but at least you’ll enjoy the fuchsia foiling and psychedelic aesthetic whilst you weep. This deck is designed to take along.
Why You’ll Hate This Deck
This deck shoots straight from her hips, honey. She’ll tell you what’s up, what’s a mess, and exactly what you need to hear. Even if it stings. Perfect for a night in with friends, awkward family gatherings, or a solo roast session, the Unhinged Oracle is the no-BS reality check your group chat didn’t know it needed. She’s your sassy, rich aunty with an enigmatic edge, taking you out for a kiki, shaking you by the shoulders, and telling you to get it together, but with so much love, you almost can’t be mad. Each draw invites you to take a hard look at yourself (and maybe throw some side-eye at a few friends), either laughing or cringing at the brutal honesty. Consider yourself warned: she’s lighthearted but accurate AF.
Deck Highlights
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Luxury Design with a Strong Pull-Out Game: The Uhinged Oracle has style and knows how to make an impact in any room she’s in.
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Sexy AF Fuchsia Foiling: She’s bold, she’s hot, and she’s impossible to ignore.
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Effortless Guidance: One scan of the QR code, and you’re set. No need to fumble with some booklet you’ll lose by next week.
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Action Cards to Keep the Party Wild: These cards will have your friends spilling secrets and throwing shade like pros.
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Special Wild Card: Guaranteed to make your bestie’s dusty boyfriend (or your dad) squirm—like, really squirm.
That’s it. Just buy it. Actually, buy five, because this is the closest thing for forcing your loved ones into therapy.
