Glow In The Dark ‘Get Feral’ Keychain

Because when life gets dark, we don’t “rise above,” we lose our f***ing minds. This glowing little menace is the perfect reminder that when everything falls apart, the best response is full-blown chaos.

Versatile AF: Clip it to your keys, your bag, or really lean into the unhinged energy by slapping it onto your sub’s harness. Want to make people uncomfortable? Dangle it from your nipple piercings. Feeling truly unhinged? Hook it onto your septum piercing and watch as people simultaneously avoid eye contact and slide into your DMs.

Glow In The Dark: Because even when the lights go out, you’ll still be out here, glowing like the toxic beacon of chaos you were born to be.

For the Bold: Perfect for anyone who’s one bad day away from shaving their head in a public restroom. It’s not just a keychain; it’s a lifestyle.

Get yours now, and remember: when the world is burning, get feral or get out of the way.

SIZE: 9.5cm x 4.5cm