Barbie Girl - Merch Pack

This is the ultimate bundle for those who refuse to settle. EVER. The Barbie Girl Pack is chock-a-block with every piece of Unhinged merch we’ve ever dreamt up (so far), plus a few ridiculous extras you definitely don’t need but absolutely do deserve. It’s the most potent dose of juicy ’90s nostalgia.

What’s Inside:

• The Unhinged Oracle Deck: 69 cards of unfiltered truths, fuchsia foiling, and a soft-touch finish so fancy it feels like you came from generational wealth. Complete with a bougie pull-out box with a ribbon, because you’re that important.
• Unhinged Sticker: This pack hooks you up with all 12 stickers from our entire line—no picking, no missing out. Honestly, that’s bloody good value if we do say so ourselves.
• F*CK! Magnet: Let the housemates (or your rentals) know how many f*cks you’re giving today. Spoiler: probably none. We even included a pen because we know you’ve lost yours (obviously). Here’s one on us. Try to keep it this time.
• Glow In The Dark ‘Get Feral’ Keychain: A constant reminder that when life gets dark… we get feral.
• The Chicken Bag: This bold holographic bag is your ultimate multipurpose sidekick. Use it for makeup, dead vapes, a doomed plant, or that gratitude journal you wrote in for two weeks last January before giving up (growth!). Whatever unhinged business you’re carrying out, the Chicken Bag is your bestie who’s 100003% on board for the mission.
• Kunty Kard Collab Greeting Card: Popping fluoro colours and fancy AF foiled writing. Pick the sassiest one. We’ll allow some control so we don’t end up as the next Netflix cult doco (or do we?).
• ‘Your Ex’ Crystal Penis Keychain: Selected at random because clearly, your taste is questionable. At best.
• Free Oracle Reading Voucher: A personal reading with The Unhinged Oracle herself. Hope you’re emotionally ready… lol.
• Iconic Floofy Bag (Y2K Core): Fluffy, bold, fabulous, and ready for anything. Be the one to envy at bottomless brunch, a heist at your ex’s house, or clip it on for a wild night shaking it with your besties at the club.

All this? Over $350+ in value for just $199.69.

Honestly, there’s more thieving going on in here than the Woolies self-serve checkout.

A Note: If You’re Someone’s Lover… Buy This. Want to impress her? Get the Barbie Girl Pack. It’s thoughtful, iconic, and makes you look like you actually pay attention. Or don’t. But good luck explaining why you “couldn’t think of anything” when this was right here.

Be the hero. Click the link. Buy the pack. You’re welcome.